02 6 / 2012
- Yo: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- Yo: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
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28 5 / 2012
Did you know that in Denmark students are paid for studying?
(Source: atormenta-dores, via tumblr-stole-my-social-life)
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27 5 / 2012
Real script of Titanic
- *honk honk*
- Yo: Where to miss?
- Yo: To the back seat you sexy fuck so i can fuck the shit out of you and make your body explode. then, you can sexually throw your hand against the window as i moan real loud so the windows get foggy as fuck. then i'm gonna promise you i'll get off at america with you and we can stay together forever and fuck some more since we're just so fucking kinky like that and i'm a slut and cheat on my fiance. and even though this ship is going to sink in less than 3 hours, i still love you but not enough to let you on a door that can fit a party of 69 people. Oh and I'm gonna watch you slowly die in ice cold water, then watch you sink under the water even though i promised you i would never let go.... sorry i'm a slut
- Yo: To the stars!
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25 5 / 2012
When five year olds have a phone
Who are you gonna call?
Barney?!
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
(via imjustawambo)
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25 5 / 2012
- Yo: there's nothing here
- Yo: goes back to blogging
- Yo: checks out the fridge again
- Yo: did i fucking stutter
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